• susiron:

    The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

    then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

    (via perpetuallynocturnal)

  • -teesa-:


    Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

    (via hiddlestonsqueen)

  • onlylolgifs:

    When you think you can pass a test without studying.. 

    (via hiddlestonsqueen)

  • don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

    (Source: helenaoftroy, via hiddlestonsqueen)

  • "Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"
  • Conversation overheard between my sons...

    • 17 y/o: This is the most powerful incantation imaginable. (drawing with chalk on porch) I call it "yo mama".
    • 15 y/o: Oh no. You've summoned her.
    • 17 y/o: I told you it was powerful.
    • 15 y/o: Mom can only be summoned through the use of bitchcraft...
    • (My kids are all assholes.)
  • astronautgrasshopper:



    can we just take a moment to appreciate how the voice of Nigel Thornberry


    is this man





    You’re welcome

    (Source: consultingdoctorsassbutt, via hiddlestonsqueen)